YAYYYYYY!!! FREEDOM!! NO MORE SCHOOL! Don't you just love that tingly sensation rushing through your body? THAT'S FREEDOM!!! I just feel like going out to frolic in the green green grass outside.

Ok, today's topic.

Do you realise that everytime you sit your ass down on the loo and take a good ol' shit, you are shitting dollar bills?

I realised this because my money seems to be channeled mostly into buying food I stuff myself with. So, I am literally feeding myself with money. It goes into my stomach, through the mess of my intestines, in to the rectum and out of the anus. Hence, we are all shitting dollar bills!

Wouldn't it be awesome if you could use shit as a currency? If we could walk into a shop, plop half a pound of shit on the counter and say "I'll have half a pound of potatoes, please!?" There are always debates over a "universal currency". Well, shut up, all of you. SHIT is the ultimate universal currency. Everyone has it. Unless you're one of the sad constipated people.

I'll miss all you sexy T105-ans. Write me testimonials in friendster, cos i love you all!

lotsahunkyhunkylurve, shafik.
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HELLOOO, fellow Earth specimens! Hi, my name is Shafik, and I'm feeling really random today! *HI SHAFIK!*

This is gonna be my first ever REAL post in this class blog. Okay, I know it's kinda really really late for an introduction, but here I go!

My full name's Muhammad Shafik Bin Basir. I'm 18 this year, my birthday's on 28th March. I'm a many colours person, and I like blue, black, white, green & red. I love cats, and I wish to have one as a pet one day, but my mum would slap me, causing me to promptly pass out into a coma. The reason why I'm more experienced in life than all of you by one year, is cos i retook my math. Yeah, i took private math cos i failed math. BUT i got good grades for the other subjects hor! I've taken a few jobs the past few years - Toys r Us, Seoul Garden, Breeks, McCafe, and also as a freelance designer. Im currently working at McCafe East Coast Park. So.. try not to visit me at work, or I'll splash Latte on your face. I have permanent cravings for Ice Longan, Nutella & Twiggies, my Mother Tongue is horrendous, and my pinky toe twitches non-stop every midnight. Ok, now for my random talk.

Oh! I happened to switch on VH1 Smash Hits a few days back. Well, they have these SMS messages scrolling along the bottom of the TV screen.

One of them read: "I love Sun Yan Zi! She made in Taiwan, now she made in Singapore. She is big and good!."

At which point, I fell off the sofa laughing my ass off. It wasn't the hideous English which made me laugh (like, made WHAT in Taiwan?), that was just pathetic. It was the total irony of her being "big and good". I don't see anything on Sun Yan Zi that's remotely big!! All I see are two pimples on her chest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oops, mad laughter.

Oh yeah! Please remember to sign up for the 100th FMS day with either me, Mona or Charmaine. YOU MUST.. or I'll set my deranged bunnies against you.

Okay that's all I have for all you sexy people. Good luck for Medisoc exam, and may your pink-shirt-eating soup stay warm.

SHAFIK
xoxoxox
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HELLO ALL.

sabrina here. as many of you would know by now, i'm planning a fundraising party in aid of the children cancer foundation (ccf). nitha will be my co-organiser in this.

the plan here is to have a huge clubbing party at, hopefully, ministry of sound, in december, during our term break. all profits will go to the foundation. learn more about the ccf at ccf.org.sg

i've already gotten my exec commitee up, so what i really need now is for people to help out with the event, either pre production, at the event itself, or post production. if you are willing to help in ANY way at all, email me (flyyer_@hotmail.com) or msg me your name and the areas you think you can contribute the most (eg: ticketing, promotions, etc). or just if you want to help - nitha and i will assign positions and/or duties to you. also let me know if you know of people/organisations who can help. i need at least ten people. at the very least.

please do not spread the word about this event around yet, because alot of the details are still in plan. i just need to know who can and will be in my sub-commitee.

this is a very good cause we're working towards, and i would appreciate any help you can put into it. but do remember that this is a big event and i need people who can help out from around aug to dec. the workload would not be too heavy and even if you don't want to help out directly, please spread the word out and around once everything's settled.

THANK YOU and i hope to have your support (

love,
sabby
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