YAYYYYYY!!! FREEDOM!! NO MORE SCHOOL! Don't you just love that tingly sensation rushing through your body? THAT'S FREEDOM!!! I just feel like going out to frolic in the green green grass outside.

Ok, today's topic.

Do you realise that everytime you sit your ass down on the loo and take a good ol' shit, you are shitting dollar bills?

I realised this because my money seems to be channeled mostly into buying food I stuff myself with. So, I am literally feeding myself with money. It goes into my stomach, through the mess of my intestines, in to the rectum and out of the anus. Hence, we are all shitting dollar bills!

Wouldn't it be awesome if you could use shit as a currency? If we could walk into a shop, plop half a pound of shit on the counter and say "I'll have half a pound of potatoes, please!?" There are always debates over a "universal currency". Well, shut up, all of you. SHIT is the ultimate universal currency. Everyone has it. Unless you're one of the sad constipated people.

I'll miss all you sexy T105-ans. Write me testimonials in friendster, cos i love you all!

lotsahunkyhunkylurve, shafik.
8:04 PM

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